I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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