Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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