whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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