I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
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