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so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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