My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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