and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
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I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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