Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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