oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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