hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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