Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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