I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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