i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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