I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
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man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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