So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
