corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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