I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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