Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
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High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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