You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
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Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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