You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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