I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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