tell your sister to shave her snatch
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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