it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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