i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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