i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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