your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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