Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
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I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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