is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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