flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
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We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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