I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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