i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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