so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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