Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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