I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
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the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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