I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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