Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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