sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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