susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Mom said you looked used
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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