no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful