You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
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He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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