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• (818): View more from California

  Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?

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• (707): View more from California

  that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it

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• (818): View more from California

  She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  "Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...

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• (607): View more from New York

  eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you

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• (716): View more from New York

  Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling

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• (361): View more from Texas

  I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk

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