we have pet lesbian snakes
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
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I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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