Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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