yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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