Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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