4 words: hood of his car
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
