Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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