Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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