Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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