i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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