we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
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He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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