if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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