I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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