so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
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he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
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and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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