these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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