Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
either way he was missing a nipple.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
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