I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
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I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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