That's intense
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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