"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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