We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Randomize
