I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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