"it" just moved
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
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Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
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She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize